“When I’m an old man I’m going to become a right-wing, homophobic, racist lunatic. I don’t want this to happen, but inevitably it will.”
Fleetwood Mac Friday #16: Isn’t It Midnight
Buckingham's departure made way for the Vito years, which were hairier times.
An Article I Hope Someone Writes About Me in the Future
“I’m Still the Best and All You Kids Today Are Doing It Wrong.”
Darkness Warshed Over the Dude
Anxiety, Queens, Lebowski, and the significance of donuts.
Donald Trump Reviews The Lord of the Rings
Bet it never occurred to you that Sauron may be the unsung hero of the whole series.
Please Do Not Tap the Glass: Sharks, Big Bird, Pink Elephants, and Dragon Con
Singing elves, Guardian Angels, and Left Shark courtship rituals at the Atlanta Dragon Con
Invitation to Love Episode 19 – “Splorch”
Alicia Camden and Nate Waggoner used to be boyfriend-girlfriend. Now they're cohost-cohost.
Notes Towards a Joke on Pizza Rat
"Do I even need to make a Pizza Rat joke? Is Pizza Rat going to be something people remember two days from now?"
Check Out Dogs on Acid
Their new album just came out.
Fleetwood Mac Friday #15: Blue Letter
It’s dusk, and they’ve been working on songs and recording demos since the previous night.
If I Were a Cat
If I were a cat, I think I’d feel nothing but disdain for other cats who wasted their time hunting birds.
19 Disney Movies That Sound Made-Up But Aren’t
The following are excerpted from “List of Walt Disney Pictures films” on Wikipedia. 1. Darby O’Gill and the Little People 2. The Littlest Horse Thief 3. Savage…
Rejected American Horror Story Seasons
They can't all be as solid of a premise as "Hotel."
Fleetwood Mac Friday #14: “Landslide”
I would never, ever say "Landslide" is my favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Never. Fuck no. I'm a real fan.
Female Comedians: Soothe Your Rage with this Open Mic Bingo Game!
Here, ladies, I made this for you. I know it’s lonely at open mics, and tiring, and nearly unbearable. But if we can’t be there for each other in person, we can still have…
Fiction First Friday: “When Cronus Met Tartarus” by Casey Childers
"It ends with you in a Target parking lot, crying."
Mandatory Internet Comment Questionnaire
Before you comment, please take this quiz.
Fleetwood Mac Friday #13: Why Did You Do It
Going down a rabbit hole with the anti-Mick Fleetwood anthem.
New York: Go See “Mary Houlihan: Live ‘N’ Good!”
The one-woman show of the century!
Here Is Some Poetry Made from Spam Email
"Please be ashamed of course."
The Mad Men Seasons Correspond to Kanye’s Albums
Welcome to heartbreak.
A Salute to Heavy Cream
Southern fun and nightmare doom.
Everybody loves cannibalizing musical hunks!
Bowie was inspired to write “Heroes” after watching his producer Tony Visconti kiss his mistress in front of the Berlin Wall.
Finally, a chance to hear about some of the twisted social commentary at Banksy’s new art piece.
“It’s 1986, the scorching comes, and I don’t know how to belong among my fighting kind. “
But if this wasn’t heaven, where was it?
Tom Batten isn’t setting out to just write any novel– he’s setting out to write a Haruki Murakami novel.